Monday, July 20, 2009

This is what I do...

...when I go to Vegas for a wedding.

Here is my good buddy Worf.

Perhaps you recognize him. He is the tactical officer and the Chief of Security on the USS Enterprise. Actually, he is the Lieutenant Commander.

Worf is not all about titles though.

His true passion is World domination!!!

I told him that I was going to go to Vegas for a wedding and he was all over it.

Texting me again and again that he HAD to go with me. That he was going to take over Vegas and realize his dream.



What could I do?

He has a hippo for a phaser...and a drink stirrer for another weapon.

You don't mess with power like that.

So I took him with me to Vegas. He really enjoyed the view from our room at the Luxor. Kept asking me to break the glass.

What a freak.


It didn't take long before he was running off. I followed him, just had to see what he was up to

I turned the corner and there he was. Standing at gun point.

Surprise, surprise.

Who goes for a walk to try to achieve world domination and ends up with gun in his face?

Obviously Worf does.


Not so tough now with out your hippo phaser now are you?

I had to do something. He had the room key after all.

So, I followed them. Worf was tied to a TREE!

What?

How is he going to get out of this?


As I peered a little closer I noticed.....

He had dropped the room key! Salvation!

"You're on your own, sucker!" Was all I could manage to shout out to him as I ran away.

Taking a last look, I saw him. He was free, and angry.

I am going to be watching my back for a while now.

12 comments:

Shannon said...

I don't even know what to say... I'm at a loss for words. lol

Unknown said...

Ok, this blog post is going on in my "Favorite Five Circle" on my calling plan, because it's now OFFICALLY MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

Nicole said...

Oh. My. Gosh. Weirdest blod entry ever. Seriously...you should think about getting a job to fill the time!

;)

Subburbs and Starbucks said...

that is one of the funnier things I have read lately. I miss you pookalotamus rex.

Trinity said...

Your a goof. Thanks for the laugh

Jacobson said...

HAHAHAHA! Oh my you are halarious! Were do you come up with this sence of humor? LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda P. said...

Hehehe, love it! Hilarious!

Staci said...

I was wondering if you were ok. You haven't blogged in quite a while and I was wondering if I could do anything for you.

BHM said...

haha.. I like this..

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