Thursday, September 11, 2008

I try not to be hastey.....


I have this AMAZING sister named Ali.

Many of you know her, obviously this zombie-man does.

She is currently expanding her mind at Dixie College. I am seriously jealous. My poor brain cells are constantly yearning for new information.

"Why are you writing about Ali?" You ask.

Well, I owe her a serious apology. What better way to this, than to write it on our silly blog.

It all started yesterday, when I sat down to catch up on my blog stalking. To my surprise and delight I saw that Ali had written a new entry about how wonderful her summer was.

I highly suggest that you enjoy her post about her summer as well. Here is the link. http://ali-at-dsc.blogspot.com/

Of course, because she is a college educated woman, I was completely entertained.

Then I saw the picture.....and my smile turned into a frown.

Here is the dreaded picture.

"What is so horrible about this awesome picture of all of these pretty ladies in a pool?" You ask.

This picture was taken when we all went to Veyo to go swimming. It is a family tradition, and my first time that I got to go with the family. We had a blast.

My problem with the picture is that I am CROPPED out of the picture!!!

I know!

What a meanie!

Cropping out her only sister-in-law.

So, I did what any wounded blog stalker would do.

I left a comment on her blog. Here it is......

Awww! It sounds like your summer was AWESOME!!! Could it be because of the amazing time that you spent with your sister in -law??? I just checked my magic 8 ball and it just said...."all signs point to yes." (I was cut out of the Veyo picture....but I understand, what if a small child accidentally got on your blog and saw me in a swim suit???? It could scar him for life!) Just kidding with you....love ya miss ya

That isn't that mean right?

Then I proceeded to text her and harass her by phone. I even told Savy all about it and she could not believe that Ali would ever do such a thing.

Just look at this face. Tell me that her face is not one that would ever even hurt so much as a fly. When I look at this picture, all I see is the inner peace of a 1000 year old Buddhist monk.

Mother Theresa also comes to mind.

This morning, I get a text from her that tells me this....

"...that was the picture that I took off the computer at home that someone else cropped."

OOOOOPs!

That "someone", that cropped Alexis out of the Veyo day pool picture.....was me.

I looked horrible standing next to all of my beautiful family.

So I took the picture and cut me right out of it.

Apparently, I then promptly forgot all about doing that until I harassed my sister.

Now I am apologizing.

Sorry Ali!!!!

Love you!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHHA!! That is hilarious! Best apology EVER! hehe I am in the computer lab right now, it is silent, and I am using all of my will power to not laugh out loud. I think the man sitting next to me is seriously wondering why I have such a big smile on my face....I hope he doesn't think I'm looking at porn! :S